Semprex-D
(Cold Symptoms, Inflammation of the Nose due to an Allergy, Vasomotor Rhinitis, Stuffy Nose, Runny Nose, Allergic Conjunctivitis, Non-Seasonal Allergic Runny Nose, Seasonal Runny Nose, Sneezing).
MB-Tab
(Anxious).
Meprogesic
(Pain with Tension and Anxiety).
Two
guys were out hunting, but they
weren't getting any ducks.
"What do you think the problem is?" one man
asked his companion.
"I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't
throwing the dog up
high
enough."
JarelCIydeQG
Q: How do you
know when a trumpet player is
at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!
LandersWintonPt
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest
regarding their disgraceful quarrels.
"Why, that dog and
cat you have agree better than you."
"If yer reverence'll tie
them together, ye'll soon change yer
mind."
GasparTrentinVb
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis
Rodman
BenoniStirlingOv
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
his pants?
Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
JacanSydeekFy
What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
elephant in a washing machine !
ColverNingux
Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
ColtraneMeldonjr
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
BemossedCassianHF
A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal,
"What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but
Canadian Club."
GeldeFsmanShepardaV
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
cement mixer?
Now he's a hardened criminal.
ErnanDavyrF