Luis Figo:
Luis Figo Naked
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Information:
Name: Luis Figo
Born: 1972-11-04
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Torrente 3: El protector (2005), Football Shorts (2002), Globos de Ouro 2000 (2001), MTV Europe Music Awards 2005 (2005), Cerezas, Las (2005)
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
What
happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in
three days!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
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My dog is great at math.
Really ?
Ask him
how much is two minus two.
But two minus two is nothing!
That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal,
"What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but
Canadian Club."
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What did the snake say when offered a
piece
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
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What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aries
!
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way !
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Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
instead)!
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Q: How many DP's does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do
it.
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